Dentistry can be very serious business.
At Smile Designers we work hard
to create your beautiful smile -
here's your chance to excercise it!

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"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill." -- Johnny Carson

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The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry.
     "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
     "I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
     Mr. Smith turned to his wife Sue. "Show him, honey."

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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. -- Steven Wright

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At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters.  So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet.  That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss.  The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.

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A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.
     "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"
     "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.

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Q: What time was the Vampire's dentist appointment? 
A: Tooth-Hurty (2:30)

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Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A.: A little plaque.

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Q: What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee fan?
A: One yanks for the roots and the other roots for the Yanks.

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Smile Designers Family Dentistry
1246 N. Main St.
Longmont, CO 80501
(303) 678-7800